הקרדיט על הרעיון, ועל כל הטקסט בעצם, לבן-דוד שלי, איתמר גפני. הכל כאן לקוח מלוג ICQ שלנו מלפני כמה חודשים. פתאום נזכרתי בזה, וזה נראה מתאים. פסח והכל. רוב הדוגמאות כאן קצת טיפשיות וצריך קצת לפתח את הרעיון, אבל נראה לי שיכולה לצאת מזה כתבה נחמדה.

מאוחר בלילה עכשיו, ואין לי כח לשכתב את זה, אז הנה השיחה המקורית כמ שהיא:

Rogen:
Super Mario would be Super Menahem, he's not a plumber, he's an accountant
Rogen:
He worked for Peach's dad, and when he died there was a big bill left unpaid- he comes after Peach for his money, however he'll have to defeat Bernstein's minions- he was her dad's lawyer and wants his money back too. There's only enough money for one jew in this kingdom
No Kidding:
I see.
Rogen:
Devil May Cry- You play as David, a professor of mathematics, who is faced with the task of calculating the probabilty of the devil crying.
No Kidding:
and you do that by chain comboing with swords and guns?
Rogen:
Nope you pretty much just do the statistics
No Kidding:
sounds interesting
Rogen:
I agree
Rogen:
God of Everything- Kerman is a Rabbi, he teaches his students that there is only one God, the creator, and about his covenant with the people of Israel. Sometimes he has to beat them with a ruler, when things get intense.
Rogen:
Prince of Juda: The Two Thrones- Our hero returns to combat the endless minions of Amalek, but hope seems bleak when God punishes the King of Israel and wills his kingdom to divide. Is there any hope for the people of Israel while they remain divided and fight amongst themselves?
No Kidding:
I don't really see how I could stretch those into entire columns though. At best I could bunch a few of these together into one article.
Rogen:
You writing this down I hope?
Rogen:
If you steal it without even mentioning my I swear to god I'll make you feed on homeless people
No Kidding:
Have I ever been known to do something like that?
Rogen:
Yup
No Kidding:
when?
Rogen:
Too numerous occasions to even start counting
Rogen:
Homeland- A genre defining RTS. The peoples of Israel have been made into slaves in Egypt land. However they discover the coordinates of a far away land that their forefathers refered to as their "homeland". They start their journey east, but the road is not without peril...
Rogen:
Steincraft- Orthodox, conservative and reform jews battle it out across dozens of maps and player made mods on Kosher.Net
Rogen:
Ok I think I'm done for now
Rogen:
This stopped being funny a long time ago